Written by: Timms
So I haven’t written in a little while, sorry about that. I’ve been busy with this new job I have at a bar across town. It’s call The One Eyed Cat and not only has it been great for a little extra cash, but also for some extra ass. Yeah, I said it, what are you gonna do about it? The real story here is that I’ve found out that older adult women like me, a lot.
Written by: Lawson
I’m a girl with an appetite for sex. If you’ve read any of my blogs you know that already. So yeah, last night I meet up with a guy that I actually started a sex chat with on a local college adult match site (which is a new thing for me, usually I just hook up at bars).
Written by: Timms
Oh my God I cannot believe I’m actually writing this. Last night, I…had a fucking threesome. I am an official adult! Ok the girls aren’t as cute as the ones on the picture, but I was wearing some decent beer goggles and they left when it was over, so really it doesn’t matter.
Written by: Lawson
Ever go out on the prowl? Some days I am just so fuck horny that if I end up going home alone at night, I am actually legit pissed. Like if I really want a guy to sleep with me I will call up a group of people that I party with and make sure there is at least one adult friend there that I’m sure would sleep with me if I played my cards right. The key to this also is to make sure there is no one there that is either A.) better looking than you. Or B.) more fun than you. If they are both leave them at home. Of course, this is void if that friend has a boyfriend or eyes set hard core on another guy.
After that it’s all up to you. I call this plan “T.L.C” – Trick, Lure, and Corrupt. This is where you do almost anything to
make sure that adult man you have your eye on comes home with you and feels like he is damn lucky to do so.
Step one is to T – Trick. This is probably the hardest part of the evening but the first step always is. Here you need to scope out the match that you want to take home for the evening. Now, yes, you’re fabulous and deserve the best guy but if there is a close second who is a guarantee fuck, keep him in mind if the evening isn’t going as planned. After you choose your guy you need to make him see you in a sexual way. Don’t throw yourself at him but circulate the group and avoid him for the most part. Make him want to get your attention. Casual eye contact actually goes a long way. When you notice him trying harder and harder to get your attention then reciprocate. This is the trick part. You’ve made him feel like you’re the only girl there.
Step two is L – Lure. Here is where you get them to come home with you. If you’ve done your job right in step one this shouldn’t be too hard. As sad as it is say, liquor helps the situation if he’s a bit shy. It takes away inhibitions and pretty much makes everyone want to get it in. When the group starts to disperse ask him what he’s doing next and you don’t want the party to end (that is, of course, if you haven’t already left with him).
Step three is C – Corrupt. This is the part you’ve been working for all night. I’ll spell it out for you. The F.U.C.K.I.N.G. Make sure that you get yours for the evening. You put in all the work to please yourself, not him. If you can do both that’s always ideal but don’t come out of it disappointed. AND if you do – remember that for next time and match with someone else.
Kelly L.
Written by: Timms
So boys. It is Thanksgiving this W-W-W-W-eekend which means me (and almost all the other students) will be heading home for the turkey holiday season. Now ya, I’m for sure going to miss the pubs and parties at my school with my buddies BUT this affords me a whole new slew of opportunities. No I am not talking about those family hang outs playing pictionary and eating buckets of pumpkin pie. Although that is enjoyable I admit.
The opportunities that I’m talking about are the one’s with all those girls that you used to match with back in high school. You know the ones. Those girls that you have remained an adult friend to over the years just so that you can have someone to bang when you come home for the holidays. Like did you expect me to not fuck a girl for 4 weeks while home for the christmas holidays? Or hell, four days when home for thanksgiving? I think not. I knew long ago that I’d need some female friends who would sleep with me while home for the holiday’s, so I put some ground work in when I was young.
Now every time I go back I can easily facebook message a whole group of high school friends and have some fun sex dating and drinking with multiple girls. No commitment. That is what is amazing about these girls, they rarely ever think a relationship or long term marital adult match will come from it. They just want to be with someone that is familiar to them and basically give them that short term companionship.
And I’m not a total douche. Some of these girls are my friends, so I don’t mind hanging out with them the next day either. Not all of course, but some.
- Ron T.